Alien Arcade Classic

I was thrilled to see this for the iPhone since I owned the original Mac version years ago Andromedroids rock but Fungus Patrol RULES                 Great Retro Entertainment

I was so happy to see this classic game on the AppStore so of course I bought it Its been years since I last played it but sadly the game doesnt work Only the intro and game select screen are functioning all of the games just display a frozen screen I messaged the developers over a week ago and have not heard back and the game hasnt been updated since iOS 2 My only guess is the game needs an update for the current iOS which is 7 This game is worth the money and the 5 stars if only it would work     Needs to be updated

This is a game from my childhood and I nearly lost my when I saw it on the App Store Andromedroids is still epically fun as is Stink Snakes Tilt controls are a fresh input as well BUT THEY ARE INVERTED Totally counterintuitive AND IT IS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD If an option to reverse the controls us added I will give this a 5 star rating        The Controls

Even hard working professionals sometimes need a change of pace Creativity studies often suggest a break from a tough project to let ideas percolate To supplement your beatup threedimensional dart board or Nerf basketball consider buying Alien Arcade All of the fun of a traditional shootemup arcade game without the inappropriate guns and violence Original 1994 Publisher Luxenberg Software reports the average 15 year old will have seen over ten thousand killings on tv more than enough Although many games confuse action with violence Alien Arcade gives all the action of an arcade game without the violence Amelia suggests Quasar Rain as the easiest of the six games yet its still challenging Blue creatures rain down in waves of increasing number and velocity You have to move the fixedangled bouncer to get the quasars to bounce onto their beds while avoiding the occasional falling bananas Benjamin likes the sound effectsa Klaxonlike urggh when the quasar creatures bounce unto their beds ouch when you miss Shoot pies toward hungry snakes slithering toward you in Stink Snakes Hit their open mouths and they turn into smiley faces miss and the snakes crawl over you causing a minor ouch Daniels favorite of the six games was Fungus Patrol Youre on a spaceship attacked by fungus mold spores You have to rotate your zapper and eliminate the fungus before they grow and eat through your zapper bungie cord which ends the game As with all the Alien Arcade games good reinforcing sounds Andromedroids lets you build threepiece robots from dropping colored parts among the seven construction bays If the supply produces feet body or head parts out of order you can recycle them or if you miss the recycling bin lose the parts Occasional metaleating bugs get in the supply bindrop them in the bug bin or they clog up the assembly bins Perhaps inspired by Tetris the abstract shape dropping game reportedly played by a high proportion of women Andromedroids takes more skill than Daniels mousetrigger finger often has patience for Amelia and Benjamin however have mastered several levels The ante increases with Nerdoids and Quasar Klutzes Nerdoids drop pocket protectors and calculators You seek to avoid the plummeting pens while shooting comic books up to the Nerdoids to read In Quasar Klutzes you can release balloons with bananas tied to the strings while avoiding robot dogs dropping gas clouds If you aim right a klutz will grab the banana and eat itwith an appropriate eatdropping the banana skin Then the next klutz to walk by slips on the banana skin and falls down Extra points when two klutzes collide going for the same banana This is perhaps the most hostile and violent of the six games If Abbott Costello are too violent for your tastes you may wish to eliminate this threshold game even if it is lot of fun The 2012 iPhone user interface from KV Graphics replaces mouse horizontal movement with physical Tilt and Twist and tap to launch Adept Alien Arcade veterans may need a slight bit of time to recalibrate themselves Compact skillbuilding fun threelevel Lite version free full version 3 Lowcholesterol addictive fun Review by Daniel Amelia and Benjamin Kegan Chicago IL USA Copyright D Kegan 1994 2012 All Rights Reserved                 Alien ArcadeAction Fun Sans Violence