Is your cat plotting to kill you?

The Is your cat plotting to kill you? is now available as a free download on Apple Store for both iPhone and iPad owners.The application is designed for use in English language. It is a whopper, weighing in at 19153920, so make sure you have plenty of free space on your iOS device. The new Is your cat plotting to kill you? app version 3.2 has been updated on 2017-06-29.
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According to the app there is a 95 chance my cat is planning to kill me which I consider a highly accurate assessment However I had to remove one star because the app does not include death avoidance strategies so it is of limited usefulness Perhaps the next incarnation of the app could include advice on how to curtail my cat s homicidal tendencies                 Accurate happylittleclouds

It s feels like it s missing something because my cat has begun to practice throwing knives and there was no question on this in the scanner Please advise                     Great except for a small problem Stabbed Cat Owner

Yeah as the oatmeal has pointed out before cats are out to get us                     Confirmed what I though was true kwmii

Cool and fun                     Heh bubblegum5891

While doing the app my cat came over and gave me the stink eye she knew what I was doing She got 100 plotting to kill me I love love The Oatmeal and everything he creates                     Accurate and fun MarieKC13

I haven t even opened the app yet but since my cat has been trying to kill me for quite some time I m sure it will be of immense help to me                     Great Bhutto m

Some apps keep you healthy by tracking calories or steps This app however saves lives Get it Now                     Best app ever by Fitzy7

Well I don t know how to begin My cat was missing for a week when it came back I noticed slight chances in its behavior that got me suspicious Suddenly it s cuddling with me never leaving my side I told my friend about it and he recommended this app Thank god he did In the moment I pushed the download button my cat jumped up and rushed out of the room The scan told me that there is a 77 chance of my cat intending to kill me It opened my eyes In all those years I didn t live with a innocent fluff ball but a cold and blood thirsty killer Do something to save your life install this app                     This app literally saved my life Pupsmajor

Thank you for bringing Ms Pickles plot to our attention                     Treachery zipopuli

I scanned my cat for signs of an imminent homicide and she was rated at 59 likely to kill me The app is correct that she plots my demise however the math is almost certainly incorrect I am sure this cat is 100 likely to destroy me in the near future Those eyes those eyes                 This app is great but needs work Moocher29

About what you would expect from The Oatmeal A few minutes looking stupid chasing your cat around trying to take a picture and a solid laugh                     I got a good laugh Anna198735

I just realised the danger I was in Managed to discover the stash of bleach and ammonia before it was deployed in my bedroom but I suspect the mysterious death of my elderly neighbour was a dry run before it was my turn                     Life saver Saved Owner

There is 100 your cat is plotting to kill you Haha Matt is the funniest comic writer I have ever come across Keep up the good work I check Oatmeal weekly just waiting and hoping now get out there and run so you can eat cake                     Matt is the funniest man alive Period Gasipri

Note to developer although I strongly agree that there is an 82 chance that my cat is plotting to kill me I don t know if the chunks of my flesh my cat takes from me daily can be considered gifts Please advise                     Mathematically accurate Kslotte

I have been a big fan of The Oatmeal for quite sometime Fun to use at a party or to mess with those people who think a cat is purposely targeting them Two thumbs up Matt                     Funny DispleasedAnimalLoversUnite

There is no way my sweet snowball kitty is capable of kil                     This can t be true MartiMomx2

I was wondering about my cat s behavior Now I know the truth he wants me dead Come at me I dare you Hey What are you doing Where did you get that gun Oliver Please I have a family Nice kitty NOOOOOO                     Now I know Gabe Ets-Hokin

I d take off 1 2 star if I could if it had only been released last week I d still be alive                     Excellent Does what it claims Jay--J

My cat is a mouth breather who stares at me while I sleep This app helped me identify her homicidal tendencies                     Saved my life MatthewInman